Facial Recognition Scan of eBay “Vampire Photo” Tests Positive For Nicolas Cage?

Out of curiosity (and complete boredom), I took it upon myself to run Nicolas Cages supposed 19th century “Vampire Photo” from through some facial recognition scan software I found online. I added a few photos of Nicolas Cage to “match” them against…and threw in a photo of Jack Nicholson as a test. Of course, this is by no means a study that would be backed by the FBI – I just did this for entertainment purposes. What came back kind of shocked me (which is why I added the creepy music). Nick – if you are reading this…this HAS to be helping your career!

I don’t know why the eBay seller was calling it proof Nick was a vampire. I would have said it was more like he was from the movie Highlander – where certain characters live forever (at least until they have their heads cut off with a sword by other “eternals”). Anyway, I hope Nick makes some “I’m a 19th Century Vampire – so don’t mess with me” T-Shirts.